Company President Pillows

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'Okay, let's take a vote. All those opposed to my ideas raise their hands and say I resign.'

'Hey look.The company president is butt naked!'

'Miss Thompson. Get me the charity list, I feel some ethics coming on!!'

"I may be a dinosaur, sir, but I am the Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

Angry Company president shows board of directors a chart indicating his low mood.

"Ms. Higgins, which button do I push for one of those cutesy, thing things, that people put on their emails?"

Dr Folon assumes the mantle of the Presidency.

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

'Foster. No..Don't open that blind!'

'Darling,there's a man here who claims that you're having an affair with his wife...I'm sending him in now.'

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

"State of the Union? You're not THAT kind of president, sir."

The presidents door has 'Alpha male' written on it.

"I happen to know he's not the least bit interested in the business. This is all just an ego trip for him."

"Merry Christmas, Folks. And I want to say I couldn't be president of this great company without the support of each and every one of you, or people very much like you."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"This position has become very important to the company."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'