Prescription Studies Gifts

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

Virtual Doctor

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

'What's holding him up?'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Doctors

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

This is awkward, but I need to ask if you'd like to donate your body to science.

'It's worse than I thought: the frog in your throat has a frog in its throat.'

"I can see you're concerned about the amount of medication you're taking. Let me see if I can give you something for that."

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."

"Out of the way amateur!"

Doctor consulting a textbook.

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

"You may believe you've been overcharged, but, remember, you're overmedicated."

Researchers attempt to find out once and for all whether great things really can just fall in your lap.

Lady studying chimps, chimp studying lady.

'I can't remember the last time I treated a case of amnesia, and I can't even remember if I ever did treat one.'

Swine Flu danger as a pandemic

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

The secret of marriage is chemistry - he's on valium and I'm on prozac

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

Jack in the Box Viagra

'I'm going to prescribe a new diabetic medication. It's a bit costly. I'll start you off with fifty dollars a week.'

'He earned his way through medical school working in a pizzeria!'

'You really love medical college, eh?' (body parts tattooed on man's torso).

"I swear I'm still a liberal arts major! The chain supply management courses are merely an academic curiosity."