Prescription Fancier Gifts

"Fill it up, hold the cotton."

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

'We know you have a cat.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"The narrative seems contrived."

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

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The ambush.

'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

Rex had always suspected his wife was being unfaithful, but it was worse than that...much worse.

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'What's happened to all this money?'

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'I have a lot of stock in Zorex Drugs, and I only want medicine that they make.'

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

'Guarding the house, bringing Master his newspaper and slippers does not require much skill, does it? Catching mice, on the other hand...'

Roy felt it was important to act out any side effects that a prescription might cause.

'Don't worry about the side effects. You already suffer from all the side effects caused by this medication.'

"She feeds me the same stuff every single day, yet I can't help approaching it like I have NO idea what it could possibly be!"

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'Don't give me that 'hairball' excuse again. Just admit it - you don't like my cooking!'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

Kittens and snake.

''E's going for the 'double'!'

'Oh no, the chickens have killed another fox.'

'Next please.'

"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."