Prepper Humor Pillows

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Prepper Dog

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

"I'm next time I spring for the personal Wi-Fi hotspot..."

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

Safe harbour

"This better be high tide."

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

'You go ahead. I just don't feel like drinking this afternoon ...'

TGI Doomsday.

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

Stay in school.

'This is my RB: Recreational Bomb.'

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."

Woman on desert island reads message she finds in a bottle: 'It's an ad for a diet club.'

NO FACILITIES

Look! A penny!

"They're veggie hot dogs but don't worry—they're made in a really gross way."

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

'Do you have planning permission for this construction?'

'Don't kid yourself. Humans have chemical weapons, and they'll use them.'

You are here. Too bad!

'Recently I just get so much junk mail.'

"He's very concerned about the rise of the oceans."

'How long are you going to keep checking your voice mail!?

The End of the World is Near: Information Supplied By A Reliable Source Who Wishes To Remain Incognito.

He's taking the melting of the ice caps very seriously!

'I think I'll wait and buy one secondhand.'