Emergency Responder Humor Pillows

Ambulance Men with a Drowning Man

Don't forget to stop for milk if we pass a supermarket.

Santa's elves attempt the Heimlich Maneuver.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Paramedics.

Why dogs hate CPR.

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

Piñata police line-up.

Save the bacon,

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

Emergency Marketer

"911? My husband's unresponsive."

Wanted For Arson

Emergency

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

"I'm sorry, all the emergency services are busy at the moment - please hold."

"But it's 3 o'clock in the morning. Okay, one word ... rhymes with liar."

'Emergency - put me through to the yoga club immediately!'

Pizza Alarm.

Moderately Quick Sand

Man raised flag of drowning women.

Sedan Chair/Ambulence

Target

"Or perhaps Heimlich himself."

Dave talks about the life as a Paramedic...