First Responder Humorist Pillows

Dave talks about the life as a Paramedic...

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

Frontline health workers

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Fire door.

First aid departments

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

Emergency Underpants

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"My God, now what?"

"Let me take that for you."

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

Hey White People: Here's How You Can Learn Empathy for Blacks Who Get Shot by White Cops

First Responders - Second Responders.

"I'll put you on the waiting list."

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

'Omigosh! Lenny's choking! Who knows the Heimlich maneuver?'

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!