First Responder Pillows

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know First Aid?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'

2 Days To Remember

"Um...does anyone have any experience in CPR or aeroplane driving."

Police/Ambulance/Attorneys.

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Truck collision due to incompetence

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

In Case of Accidents

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Yes. I heard a scream and a cry for help. And then there was some very ominous music."

Paramedic

Let me through, I'm a grisly bear

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

The importance of mobile phones

The devil in the fires

"I need someone to head up a team of first responders that can arrive on short notice when I need people to scream at."

Mountain Rescue.

"He was choking, so I performed a Heimlich maneuver that I saw on a medical documentary. . . Oh, hang on. It may have been a Bruce Lee documentary."

"It's not that I'm not grateful... But I do wish you could have saved me from the shark a little sooner."

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

Take my cape... You're the hero."

"To think just a few weeks ago he was a lazy bum and now he's saving the world!"

"This way, O' Brien."

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

First Responders - Second Responders.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Due to budget cuts this is the only equipment we have in the event of a bio-terrorist attack."

Paramedics carrying a stretcher over car bonnets.

Watch Tower strip 2 - Short fuse on Bomb

'Where is the alleged jumper?'

'Omigosh! Lenny's choking! Who knows the Heimlich maneuver?'