First Responders Pillows

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Hey White People: Here's How You Can Learn Empathy for Blacks Who Get Shot by White Cops

The Forever War

I Am The True Hero of 9/11

'For the love of God, does anybody have a stain stick?'

"I think she's drowning! I'm going to give mouth to mouth resuscitation!"

Statue flooded by rain is waving for help

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Coronavirus Global Alert

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

Frontline health workers

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Ticket and passport, please."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'