Athletic First Responder Pillows

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Frontline health workers

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

First aid departments

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

First Aid Box

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Paramedics.

Emergency Underpants

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

"My God, now what?"

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

"I've got a pulse!"

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

Musical Accidents

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"The Catlich Maneuver"

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

Why dogs hate CPR.

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

First aid and sculpture

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

First Responders - Second Responders.

"This way, O' Brien."

"I'll put you on the waiting list."