Family First Responder Pillows

"It's just exhaustion, sweetie, Everybody's got it."

'She doesn't have a fever...I can't see a rash...but she's miserable! maybe we should take her to urgent care.'

"I'm going to the shops, can I get you anything?"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Are we there yet?'

$1: Family Secrets

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Frontline health workers

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

First aid departments

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"My God, now what?"

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

"You got custody of us, mommy, because you're the very best attorney picker."

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

"Your daughter called—you promised to play phone tag with her today."

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

Emergency Underpants

Car Journey.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

Death in the red zone

"The Catlich Maneuver"

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

"You know something doc, he weirdly kind of resembles you."