Family First Responder T-Shirts

"It's just exhaustion, sweetie, Everybody's got it."

'She doesn't have a fever...I can't see a rash...but she's miserable! maybe we should take her to urgent care.'

"I'm going to the shops, can I get you anything?"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Are we there yet?'

$1: Family Secrets

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Frontline health workers

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

First aid departments

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

"My God, now what?"

Emergency Underpants

"Your daughter called—you promised to play phone tag with her today."

Car Journey.

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

"You got custody of us, mommy, because you're the very best attorney picker."

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"The Catlich Maneuver"

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."