First Aid Responder T-Shirts

Burgers....condiments...First Aid.

"The Catlich Maneuver"

Snow White saved by prince applying Heimlich Maneuver.

"Thank God, here comes first aid..."

First Aid

"'Kiss of life' from a parking officer?! I'd rather die!!"

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

First aid in mountains

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Coronavirus Global Alert

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

Frontline health workers

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"Ticket and passport, please."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'