Enthusiastic About Emergency Response Humor Pillows

'This is 911! Sorry we can't take your call right now, our place is on fire!!'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Paramedics.

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Why dogs hate CPR.

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

Save the bacon,

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

"Let me through - I'm a data analyst!"

Emergency Marketer

"911? My husband's unresponsive."

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

Emergency

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

"I'm sorry, all the emergency services are busy at the moment - please hold."

'Emergency - put me through to the yoga club immediately!'

Moderately Quick Sand

Pizza Alarm.

"Clear!"

Man raised flag of drowning women.

Target

Santa's elves attempt the Heimlich Maneuver.

"What did you say? Fine? Five? File? Oh...FIRE!!"

"Hello, is this 999?"

Sedan Chair/Ambulence