Preparing For Retirement Gifts

'I have to live and die young because of poor retirement planning.'

'Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers...'

Ever thought of early retirement?

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Good game."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Lady of the Cake.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Not that net!'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"Feel free to take notes."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"Your contents have shifted."

'Life is great' down on the farm.