Considering Retirement Gifts

"Don't worry! So instead of 90, you'll retire at 97."

'You'd look good in that.'

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'

"It's a question that management would like you to fill out explaining why you want to retire early."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Good game."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Not that net!'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Feel free to take notes."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"Your contents have shifted."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'