Prenuptial Pro Gifts

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

She - Interpreter - He.

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'According to your pre-nuptial agreement. If you divorce her, you'll turn back into a frog.'

"She signed a prenup promising not to eat me and then ate the lawyer."

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

"I can only give you country walks in springtime and a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall. It's in the prenuptial agreement. Check it out."

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'

'So who gets the apple tree and who gets the fig leaves?' 'The First Prenuptial Agreement.'

"He seems to be a bit of a crybaby."

"Now, according to this agreement, his problems will be your problems, and your problems will be your problems."

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

"Pre-nups are healthy for a relationship. It's good for our lawyers to get to know one another."

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"

"Or you could just give me half your stuff now and save us all the trouble."

"Being a Mom may be a lot of work but at least you've got job security."

'Progress. Your prenup process is down to two boxes of tissue a day.'

"Do you realize that by signing this you're entitled to nothing my client has accumulated before he met you?" "Yes."

'Oh darling, I want to spend the rest of my life with you! But please do not impute or infer any intentions from that comment.'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'

'It is better to have lost at love with a good prenuptial agreement.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in your prenuptial agreement clearly states ... '

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my prenup anymore.'

'The answer is yes - I'll sign your pre-nuptial agreement.'

'According to this pre-nup, if I marry you I have to wait 24 months to upgrade.'

'I don't care how much you interfaced, interacted, coordinated, arranged, or organized in the past. Just tell me how many prenups you've worked on.'

'Some day, son, all of this will be your ex-wife's.'