Prehistoric Weightlifting Fans Gifts

'Ooglug discovers fire. Ork invents the wheel. But all my ol' man wants to do is pump rocks.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Ancient Racing

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Lessons in Prehistory.

Primitive magician

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Reasonableman

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Sisyphus during Covid

Exercise Bars

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

I'm With Stooped

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"