Prehistoric Weightlifting Fans Pillows

'Ooglug discovers fire. Ork invents the wheel. But all my ol' man wants to do is pump rocks.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Ancient Racing

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Lessons in Prehistory.

Primitive magician

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Exercise Bars

Sisyphus during Covid

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Reasonableman

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"