Prehistoric Satire Enthusiast Gifts

'We see no need for you both to keep playing up your humble roots.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Is it free-range?"

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"Has he had all his shots"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'I just invented business!'

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"This is what I use for social media."

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"