Prehistoric Satire Enthusiast T-Shirts

Bring prehistoric humor to their wardrobe with our witty t-shirts that combine ancient themes with modern satire, ideal for the history buff with a playful side.

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'We see no need for you both to keep playing up your humble roots.'

'We see no need for you both to keep playing up your humble roots.' mockup

'We see no need for you both to keep playing up your humble roots.'

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'I told you it would be useful.'

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"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else." mockup

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

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The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision mockup

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

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Ideas Ahead of their Time

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"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye." mockup

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

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Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out. mockup

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

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"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly." mockup

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

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'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.' mockup

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

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"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!" mockup

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

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"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet." mockup

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

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"Is it free-range?"

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A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer. mockup

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

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'Gentlemen, invent your engines.' mockup

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

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Grok's Thought Stopping.

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John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia mockup

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

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'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

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"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location." mockup

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

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"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend." mockup

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

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'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?' mockup

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

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'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!' mockup

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

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'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.' mockup

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

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'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.' mockup

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

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'I just invented business!'

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"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!" mockup

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

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"Has he had all his shots"

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"This is what I use for social media." mockup

"This is what I use for social media."

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"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

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