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'We see no need for you both to keep playing up your humble roots.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Is it free-range?"

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

'I just invented business!'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"Has he had all his shots"

"This is what I use for social media."

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

"All I need now is a trainer!"

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."