Prehistoric Rockstars Gifts

"Okay babe - let's rock and roll."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

A caveman paints from life

Ancient Racing

"Well....I could've done this!"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

The discovery of asparagus.

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Kid doing cave paintings

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

StonesHendge.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Mammoth Posing

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

The first animation.

Art Critics.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Geekasaurus.

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

"Dang!"

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."