Prehistoric Podium Gifts

Looking for a gift for your prehistoric enthusiast? Our collection combines creativity and ancient charm, perfect for those fascinated by the dawn of civilizations and the stage of history. These quirky, inspired items bring a touch of the primeval to everyday life, blending history, humor, and artistic flair in a way that sparks imagination and joy.

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"He has a wonderful command of the language, doesn't he?"

"He has a wonderful command of the language, doesn't he?" mockup

"He has a wonderful command of the language, doesn't he?"

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"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating." mockup

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

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Ideas Ahead of their Time

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"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!" mockup

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

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"I think your going to need a business plan."

"I think your going to need a business plan." mockup

"I think your going to need a business plan."

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'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!' mockup

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

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'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent). mockup

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

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"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog." mockup

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

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'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.' mockup

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

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'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!' mockup

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

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Prehistoric Pirates.

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"I hate Neanderthals!"

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Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

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Loser's Podium.

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"Blast from the past!"

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Stoned Henge

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'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.' mockup

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

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Spudhenge

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"I'm getting bored with pre-historic planet Earth. I'm thinking of making this my last trip."

"I'm getting bored with pre-historic planet Earth. I'm thinking of making this my last trip." mockup

"I'm getting bored with pre-historic planet Earth. I'm thinking of making this my last trip."

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God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period. mockup

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.

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"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still." mockup

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

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Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies

Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies mockup

Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies

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To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes.

To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes. mockup

To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes.

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'Maybe we should get into high-tech.' mockup

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

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Working the bugs out of his spear invention

Working the bugs out of his spear invention mockup

Working the bugs out of his spear invention

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"I'm still wearing the same size I wore as a boy."

"I'm still wearing the same size I wore as a boy." mockup

"I'm still wearing the same size I wore as a boy."

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'Looks like we're gonna have to work on your table manners'

'Looks like we're gonna have to work on your table manners' mockup

'Looks like we're gonna have to work on your table manners'

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'Have you done any stand-up?'

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'Repent. The end is only 150 million years away.'

'Repent. The end is only 150 million years away.' mockup

'Repent. The end is only 150 million years away.'

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'I know I'm not that affectionate, son. It's just not easy for me to give you hugs.'

'I know I'm not that affectionate, son. It's just not easy for me to give you hugs.' mockup

'I know I'm not that affectionate, son. It's just not easy for me to give you hugs.'

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The discovery of fire and comedy

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Prehistoric Podium Gifts Collection

Prehistoric Podium Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring prehistoric and creative themes—perfect for adding a touch of ancient charm to your morning routine.

Prehistoric Podium Pillows

Check out our prehistoric-themed pillows to bring a creative touch of ancient history into their living space or cozy corner.

Prehistoric Podium Prints

Browse our prehistoric prints, perfect for decorating walls with scenes of ancient stages and creative storytelling.

Prehistoric Podium T-Shirts

Discover our range of t-shirts inspired by prehistoric eras and creative stages—ideal for showcasing your passion for ancient history with a modern twist.