Prehistoric Monument Enthusiast Gifts

Stoned Henge

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

The First Kite

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'