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Stoned Henge

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The first car accident.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

Mount Rushmore Down Under

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

The First Kite

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.