Prehistoric Podium Prints

"He has a wonderful command of the language, doesn't he?"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

Prehistoric Pirates.

"I hate Neanderthals!"

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Loser's Podium.

"Blast from the past!"

Stoned Henge

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

Spudhenge

"I'm getting bored with pre-historic planet Earth. I'm thinking of making this my last trip."

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies

To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes.

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Working the bugs out of his spear invention

"I'm still wearing the same size I wore as a boy."

'Looks like we're gonna have to work on your table manners'

'Have you done any stand-up?'

'Repent. The end is only 150 million years away.'

'I know I'm not that affectionate, son. It's just not easy for me to give you hugs.'

The discovery of fire and comedy