Prehistoric Podium Prints

"He has a wonderful command of the language, doesn't he?"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

Prehistoric Pirates.

"I hate Neanderthals!"

Loser's Podium.

"Blast from the past!"

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

Stoned Henge

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

Spudhenge

"I'm getting bored with pre-historic planet Earth. I'm thinking of making this my last trip."

Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

The First Art Critic

To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes.

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Working the bugs out of his spear invention

"I'm still wearing the same size I wore as a boy."

'Looks like we're gonna have to work on your table manners'

Raquel Welch.

'Have you done any stand-up?'

Snowmen during the Stone Age...

'Repent. The end is only 150 million years away.'

'I know I'm not that affectionate, son. It's just not easy for me to give you hugs.'