Prehistoric Picasso Gifts

"I'm sorry, but his command of the earth tone palette is pure genius!"

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'I call it 'Masterpiece Theatre.''

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

A caveman paints from life

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Ancient Racing

"Well....I could've done this!"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

The discovery of asparagus.

Kid doing cave paintings

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

The Evolution Of Man.

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

The First Kite

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

Vincent Van Og.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.