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"I'm sorry, but his command of the earth tone palette is pure genius!"

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'I call it 'Masterpiece Theatre.''

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

A caveman paints from life

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Ancient Racing

"Well....I could've done this!"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Admit it, we're lost."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Kid doing cave paintings

The Evolution Of Man.

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

The First Kite

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'