Prehistoric Passionist Gifts

'Okay, I was wrong - he's NOT just as afraid of us as we are of him.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

The First Kite

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Plagiarist!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."