Prehistoric Parodist Gifts

Working the bugs out of his spear invention

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"And this is our media room."

Early photobombing

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Admit it, we're lost."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Early on-line shopping

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'You can't believe a word he says since he invented the subjunctive.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'