Prehistoric Parodist Gifts

Working the bugs out of his spear invention

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"And this is our media room."

Early photobombing

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Early on-line shopping

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'You can't believe a word he says since he invented the subjunctive.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'