Prehistoric Jesters Gifts

'Careful, now -- those things can give you warts!'

Why he always make pictures of him food?

"This thing is a bust. The cup holder won't stay on."

'I'm sorry, Jee-Jee, but Toomak has mad skills.'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

'I take it his performance review went well.'

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Pumping up wig in blender.

'He said his first buzz word today!'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

"I think the lines down!"

Early Cartoonists.

'Wait! -- Why don't we just have a BEER bash?'

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

"The door stop is complete! Our next step is to invent the door!"

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Chris Matthews'

Vendor is the knight: knight sells hotdogs.

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

Museum of Natural History. Blumenkraft's theory is that the little arms were for flossing.

'Oh, about your theory - Heisenberg thinks he's found a loophole.'

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

'Make sure he gets plenty of fruit.'

'Hey, Fred -- want to see a stupid pet trick?'

Asteroids are a hoax. I know, but could you just let it go without arguing this time?