Prehistoric Jesters Prints

'Careful, now -- those things can give you warts!'

'I'm sorry, Jee-Jee, but Toomak has mad skills.'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

Pumping up wig in blender.

'He said his first buzz word today!'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'Wait! -- Why don't we just have a BEER bash?'

Early Cartoonists.

"I think the lines down!"

Vendor is the knight: knight sells hotdogs.

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

"The door stop is complete! Our next step is to invent the door!"

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

'Make sure he gets plenty of fruit.'

Sat Nativ.

'Hey, Fred -- want to see a stupid pet trick?'

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms

'Wait! -- We'll never develop a meaningful relationship if you keep knocking me unconscious!'

'...Or, if you're on a budget, there's always the La Brea tar pits.'