Historical Jesters Prints

Vendor is the knight: knight sells hotdogs.

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Richard the Turd

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Pumping up wig in blender.

'He said his first buzz word today!'

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

Why he always make pictures of him food?

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

'It certainly is a big one!'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Chris Matthews'

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

Sat Nativ.

'Make sure he gets plenty of fruit.'

USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms

"Remember what I said...keep an eye on the arrows!"

Madam Zelta foresees all.

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

'I'm sorry, Jee-Jee, but Toomak has mad skills.'

Bad Reads

'Raymond's an anarchist couch potato.'

150th Anniversary Civil War Reenactment. We're not big history buffs --- We just like saying "sesquicentennial"!

"I feel I no longer entertain the king. If I truly want his attention, I should join his tech-support team."

Mr. Park, I'm afraid you've got EPS. I'm not familiar.. Extreme Partisanship Syndrome. What's that? Sean Hannity made an interesting point last night. I'll kill that terrorist!!! Very severe case. Heart pounding, sweating, hives

Joggers in the Park c.1949