Historical Jesters T-Shirts

Vendor is the knight: knight sells hotdogs.

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Richard the Turd

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Pumping up wig in blender.

'He said his first buzz word today!'

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

'It certainly is a big one!'

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

'Make sure he gets plenty of fruit.'

Sat Nativ.

USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms

"Remember what I said...keep an eye on the arrows!"

Madam Zelta foresees all.

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

'I'm sorry, Jee-Jee, but Toomak has mad skills.'

Bad Reads

'Raymond's an anarchist couch potato.'

"I feel I no longer entertain the king. If I truly want his attention, I should join his tech-support team."

Joggers in the Park c.1949

'If dodos are extinct, how do you explain our foreign policy?'

"We could save money by turning the TV off every time they mention Boris."