Jesters Of All Eras T-Shirts

"I feel I no longer entertain the king. If I truly want his attention, I should join his tech-support team."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Richard the Turd

Pie chart of pub conversations

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

'It must be a milkfish.'

Pumping up wig in blender.

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Can we have a table near a handsome man please?'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

Vendor is the knight: knight sells hotdogs.

Looking for a cool cat.

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

'Make sure he gets plenty of fruit.'

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'

Sat Nativ.

'No wonder they're not good tree climbers: Their shoes stop them from using their feet...'

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

"This personal lubricant has an expiration date of 2025 - just saying."

'I'm sorry, Jee-Jee, but Toomak has mad skills.'

'Do you always dress like this on the first date?'

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

'What is he fishing for?'