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"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Rodins rotten juggler

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"Any other skills?"

'It must be a milkfish.'

Pumping up wig in blender.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

"Here, try this anti-dandruff fertiliser my gardener recommended."

Todays Special: Vented Spleen.

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

'What do you think I'm doing? The doctor told me to collect a mid stream urine specimen."

The Apis Dance Studio

"It's creepy the way they play with their food."

Coast to coast walk.

COWS: Cow Carrot Incentive Error

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

'GIT!!!'

Banana Arcade Game

'Cheetah?... Boy?...Simba?... Jane?....'

"Trust me, it's just a stupid song: Of course you can smile at a crocodile..."

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

"When I almost choked on a stick thinking it was a stick insect, I knew it was time to get glasses..."

"It's not as easy as it looks."

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

'It sounds like the Zulu Standup Comic tribe is restless tonight! I hear rimshots!'

'Does he bite?'

'Uh-oh, here comes my wife. Just act natural.'

"Your 'Low On Ink' light is lit."