Prehistoric Finance Fan Gifts

'I only invented money last month, and I already have four payments due!'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Lessons in Prehistory.

Primitive magician

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

European currency on the edge.

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'Jurassic Pork.'

Economy - USA.

What do you suggest we do about this?

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Early accounting scandals.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"