Prehistoric Finance Fan Prints

'I only invented money last month, and I already have four payments due!'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Lessons in Prehistory.

Primitive magician

'Jurassic Pork.'

European currency on the edge.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

Economy - USA.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

What do you suggest we do about this?

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Early accounting scandals.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"