Prehistoric Economy Jokester Pillows

"What about a skills audit then?"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Made in China

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'The recession is over, again.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Early on-line shopping

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

The Euro - R.I.P.

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'Wait a minute....!

Money god

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

'You can't believe a word he says since he invented the subjunctive.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'