Prehistoric Economy Jokester Gifts

"What about a skills audit then?"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Made in China

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'The recession is over, again.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Early on-line shopping

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

The Euro - R.I.P.

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

Money god

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

'Wait a minute....!

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

'You can't believe a word he says since he invented the subjunctive.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'