Prehistoric Baking Enthusiast Gifts

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Tension filled the tent.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

The discovery of asparagus.

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Those Were The Days

Cake Friday!

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

Baking

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Granny with balanced pie chart

Husband bakes a pie

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'It's all homemade.'

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

The First Kite

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

You're the icing on my cupcake!