Prehistoric Baking Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Tension filled the tent.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Those Were The Days

"Daddy's working from home today."

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

Baking

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

Cake Friday!

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Granny with balanced pie chart

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'It's all homemade.'

The First Kite

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Husband bakes a pie

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Caricature: Nigella Lawson