Prehistoric Food Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

'I was in the catering corps.'

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

The First Kite

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I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

The First Roast Chicken.

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

And the third quarter projection

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

Taste of the east (London).

Ancient Weapons

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

"Before we begin, I'd like to thank Ogg for making this wonderful fire, which, up until now, I had not thought him capable of."

'I have to cram for a paleontology exam tonight.'

"I've had it with this kitchen!"

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

I'm applying for a patent on my wheel right away. I got burned on my last project.

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

'Village store and Food museum'

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

"I just invented the power lunch."

Paninis of the Old West

'Krork...so...erudite!'