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The Barefoot Cro-magnon.

The first car accident.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Sober Tooth Tiger

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"Is it free-range?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."