Prehistoric Food Enthusiast Mugs

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

'I was in the catering corps.'

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

The First Kite

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

The First Roast Chicken.

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

Ancient Weapons

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

Taste of the east (London).

"Before we begin, I'd like to thank Ogg for making this wonderful fire, which, up until now, I had not thought him capable of."

'I have to cram for a paleontology exam tonight.'

"I've had it with this kitchen!"

'Village store and Food museum'

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

'Krork...so...erudite!'

"I just invented the power lunch."

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

Paninis of the Old West