Baking Nostalgist Gifts

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

Griller highlights never gets old

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

'Village store and Food museum'

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

Endangered Entrees

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'I know for a fact my grandma never used propylene glycol monoesters, polysorbates, sorbitan monostearate and di-glycerides.'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

'What was the best thing before sliced bread?'

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

'Do you remember when food had food in it?'

Times Change in Camden Town

'It's good, and don't get me wrong, but nobody microwaves like my mom.'

A TV Shopping for a TV Dinner.

Life before cereal

"How long have we been married?"

Eighties Throwback.

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".