Pregame Pro Gifts

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"A little help, please."

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Multisports

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"They have so much in common."

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

"Narrative play is dead."

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

A very fast Australian racehorse (Black Caviar) is the pick of the sandpit.

Do you want to go to the dance with me? Wow! I really would like to but it's too late. You have plans? No. So there isn't a problem. My parents are going to chaperone. I see the problem.

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'My woman, she gone and left me and took me 'SKY-TV' dish with her... No woman, no sky!'

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

Revised names of various fish by order of the American Seafood Council.

Toys try to reclaim child from video game

Bob Marley

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.

"It's cheese! It's always #$*! cheese!"

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

@Susie #you're it.

'Programmers at a cocktail party.'

"I'm too small to bob for apples so I brought a friend."

"Give up the goods or I'll beat it outta ya!"