Music Gamer Gifts

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

Mardi Gras

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Mac OS 20

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Mixed Doubles.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Rap music

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Marco ..."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Piano Recital

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Chano Pozo,

Freddie Mercury

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Serenading

Guitar Man.