Pregame Pro Pillows

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"A little help, please."

Multisports

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"They have so much in common."

"Narrative play is dead."

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

A very fast Australian racehorse (Black Caviar) is the pick of the sandpit.

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

Revised names of various fish by order of the American Seafood Council.

Toys try to reclaim child from video game

Bob Marley

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.

"It's cheese! It's always #$*! cheese!"

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

"Give up the goods or I'll beat it outta ya!"

'Programmers at a cocktail party.'

"I'm too small to bob for apples so I brought a friend."

Myspace then and now.