Precision Plant Parent Gifts

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'C'mon get it straight.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Allotment

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Bullseye!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"You must have a green thumb."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Solar Plant

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

The perfectionist.

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

What your house plant says about you...

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'